Joe Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People’s Hair

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Due to Coronavirus outbreak Joe Biden committed to wear face mask in public inspiring people and preventing spread of COVID-19. Adviser disappointed and a little scare, however, Biden cut big hole middle of the mask as soon as he worn it. Then he still able to invade people’s personal space and sniff their hair, necks, and faces.

Usually staff members do not let Biden to play with sharp objects. however Biden able to find a scissor in his campaign bus. Using that plastic scissor Biden cut hole middle of the mask, confident that he protect from the virus and others from getting infected.

“That’s better,” he said he cuts hole for his schnoz. “Now I’m protecting against infection and I’m still able to give the ladies a good sniff. You know, in my day, I wore a mask just like this, as was the fashion at the time. All the kids at the pool would ask to play with the mask, and they’d run their fingers through it. In fact, one time, a gangster named CornPop was about to go cause some trouble at the sock hop, and I put some rocks in my mask and started swinging it around like a sling. You know, real Daniel and Goliath type stuff. He looked at me, tears in his eyes, and promised never again to go out and cause a ruckus.”

“Anyway, that’s why I’m your best choice for senator of the Roman Empire. Vote for Joe!”

Joe biden suddenly realised he was in the Walmart parking lot standing front of hobo.

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Reference : The Babylon Bee

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